Like seriously. So I like his work. I admire his character and think it’s cute. The assumption shouldn’t be that I think that because I want to screw him. I swear.
nO!!11 YOU HAVE A VAGINA YOU ONLY WANT THE SWEATY GRAPPLING MEN IN UR VAGINA. hOW DaRE YOU LIKE MORE OBSCURE MEMBERS OF ROSTER??? OBV ONLY WANT THE D.
And its companion piece: ‘OMG YOU WANT TO FUCK THEM THAT MAKES NONE OF YOUR OPINIONS VALID BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY BITCHES CAN’T SEPARATE BETWEEN FINDING SOMEONE ATTRACTIVE AND APPRECIATING HOW TALENTED THEY ARE LOL
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Adam Rose has lived a life of extravagance as long as he can remember, to the point where he is the party. Luxury, debauchery, different places and faces every night; all funded by an inheritance from his deceased parents.
Until the night he is approached by a mysterious man named Kassius Ohno, who claims that Adam is not the person he thinks he is. Though he is not in the least bit convinced of Ohno’s claims, Adam agrees to accompany him to Johannesburg, South Africa (because hello, have you SEEN those model chicks?), bringing along his group of ‘Rosebuds’; including bumbling butler Humphrey, tech-geek DJ Crowe, the silent but wise Kalisto, and Rose’s bubbly main squeeze Alexa.
Unfortunately their plane crashes, and the motley crew is stranded in the middle of the African savanna. Now the pampered Rose and his companions must fight to survive and hope for rescue, the entire time Kassius still constantly bothering him with nonsense about mercenaries and princes. Eventually they run into a pride of talking lions; one of which, named Gabriel, instantly takes to Rose and joins the group, saying he reminds him of an old friend.
But when Adam’s instincts continuously save the group from danger, he is forced to consider that maybe Ohno’s claims aren’t entirely rubbish…
Featuring songs such as the infectious “Don’t be a Lemon, Be a Rosebud (Choo-Choo)” and the soul-searching ballad “Life on the Exotic Express.”
Coming Summer 2015 from Disney